I think that Tom and Mark Zuckerberg should get together and collaborate on a project (the way JT and Timbaland collaborate on projects). The name of said project? SpaceBook.

That way there’s less things to check for me online and in this cold and rank weather I can do something productive with my time. Or, you know, not, since everything is closed and apparently it’s dangerous to set foot in your car when it drops under 32º. I love Texas.