Strangeness.
Last night I had a strange dream (:P for those in the know). I dreamt that Jake Gyllenhaal was my brother. But not just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill little brother (he was younger than me even though he’s older than me in the real lifes). Oh no, he was my psychotic younger brother who wanted to eat me. He chased me around in a Tom & Jerry-like fashion with cleavers and barbeque sauce and try to eat me.
I think the closest he got was just biting my ankle. What a fuckass.
What’s a fuckass?
At least he had the foresight to bring along the barbecue sauce. Straight-up Cesar is kinda dry.
Rafi…you’ve seen Donnie Darko!
And yes, we were all aware I was dry. :P
No… I was just wondering what a fuckass was.
Not only have I seen it, I own the muthafucka! That was my first DVD. *sigh* Good times…
ps smurfs don’t have penises.
I guess the plural would be smurves. Do you get an email everytime someone posts?
Yes. Yes I do.
well guess what?
guess who is playing on saturday night at the paramount? guess!