Guys, don’t ever drink and drive. I know the inconvenience of it sucks, but just take a taxi home, have someone who didn’t drink drive you home or just spend the night. Sleepovers are fun and is your bed really that much more comfortable than a couch? We both know drunk sleep sucks either way anyway.

My car is so fucked up, but I’m just glad that no one was hurt. Poor guy will be paying for this for a while.